Dave's definitions

raped

1. To be completely destroyed in a game, never having a chance or an attempt at beating the opponent(s).

An7i HeRo: LMAO! U JUST GOT RAPED U FUCKING NOOB! MAYBE NEXT TIME! IM SO L33T
RENEGADEJESUS3: awww man, that sucked. ur such a haxzor anti. i got raped up the ass...

by dave April 12, 2005

shagalot

Someone who shags a lot

a)That dirty bird, she's a right shagalot
b) Sir Mixalot? - I'm sir shagalot

by Dave July 8, 2003

protrude

To slightly bulge through something.

"I could see her pussy protruding. ^.^ "

by Dave September 23, 2004

Drink Beer, the holiday

An unofficial holiday originally conceived March of 2005. The holiday occurs on the 4th Saturday of every June.

The main purpose of the holiday is to honor beer in all its forms by consuming it throughout the course of the day. The secondary purpose of the holiday is to give chronic binge drinkers one more day on which they can justify over indulgence.

Note that in order to properly represent the holiday in print, appropriate capitalization and comma usage must be maintained.

Dave: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow, the 4th Saturday of this month of June?

Steve: Drinking some beers to celebrate Drink Beer, the holiday.

by Dave June 17, 2006

Canada

A nation built on top of the worlds most rugged terrain. Answered many calls to war, deliverd freedom to many and yet still treated like the worlds biggest sissy. Took the worlds most brutal and violent sport (Hockey) and turned it into a pastime. We give a giant beer mug to the champions....who thusly get smashed on Canadian brew. Invented the telephone so that the world could call first before they came over to party. 10 pin bowling took to long so we invented 5 pin so that we could get to drinking sooner. For that matter American Football takes to long too! So we shortened that one up! Fair catch?? As if!! We invented the light bulb the zipper oh and T.V and T.V Cameras. We gave the world great comedians, hundreds of hot singers and models and what did we get in return?? SARS!! Thanks jerks! Make sure you call first next time! : )

Canada is not for sissys.

by dave May 13, 2005

fulltilt

A really cool guy that plays Delta Force Land Warrior.

Hey Fulltilt you kick ass.

by Dave March 11, 2003

purple monster

in this case, not the head of a penis but miss robson, the manly female teacher that possesses a beard.
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!

'imagine if you were a big purple monster!'
'erm miss, thats u, u stupid fuckin man'

by dave February 16, 2004