Dave's definitions

bouncy

A term relating to how a woman's breasts bounce frequently.

"Mai Shiranui is bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy......"

by Dave December 30, 2004

R. Kelly

teeage fucker who should keep his DIPSHITTY in his pizzants at all times!

wooooo! o man im sweatin like r. kelly at a playground!!

by DAVE October 15, 2003

bost

To shag from behind in a forcefull manner

gonna go home tonight and give our lass a good bost

by Dave May 13, 2005

Russify

To make Russian, to turn something/someone into that of Russian nationality, etc.

"This package will give your PC a complete Russification."

"I like Russian militaria, especially ushankas....yep, I'm becoming Russified."
-me

by Dave December 22, 2004

shitthead

n. one who possesses the attributes of a jerk
combination of shit and head

Stop being a shitthead

by Dave March 21, 2005

shalackers

big feet

"shit...look at the shalackers on him!"

by Dave February 4, 2004

burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

by Dave January 22, 2004