Daniel a.k.a Benjamin's definitions

Waxsmith

A very talented individual, one who can mold wax into various useful objects in the absence of a real one such as an ash tray.

Scenario: Friends in a pub
Tom: shit..dya have an ashtray?
Roise the Waxsmith: gimme 2mins a candle and some fire...'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin April 27, 2006

Yogurt

DEFINITION: A mixture of resin/hash in a yogurt good alternate from hash cakes.
WARNING: If the yogurt is made correctly it will paralyze you for at least two nights and one day, make sure you dont have to be anywhere for a minimum of 68hours.
RECIPE: Get a teaspoon of oil, heat it up until the oil bubbles then put in about 20th of an oz of resin (or hash if your a dirty chav). It should dissolve completely then mix it with the yogurt (has to be a fruity yogurt or vanilla if your into that kinda thing) then put it in the fridge for about ten minutes. Then munch. Be prepared, it creeps up on you.

dude: 'yogurt? what that?'
jess: 'yogurt?!?!? NOOOOO!! the yogurt destroyed me!!'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 17, 2006

Lash

Insult to describe a coward or fearful individual in french or just plain twat.

Dan (paranoid dude): 'methinks i need to run!'
Max (chilled dude): 'stop being paranoid you lash'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 10, 2006

Goosberry

A single person(or people) who are stuck in the same house/room with many loved up couples who cant stop getting off in your face. A goosberry will be left sitting awkwardly and feeling slightly worthless because of their singledom but goosberries are able to have fun without a partner and do not need to be constantly in a relationship to feel valued and have fun.

The dude/dudette who follows around couples is a goosberry.

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 10, 2006

Highlander

Rolled from highlander rolling papers found in Scottland. They make VERY long joints and the roach material which they come with comes with 'highlander tips' such as 'fed up, skin up' and 'he who hogs the joint gets the stonedist'.
You can recognise a highlander from a normal joint from its sheer length and thickness. Its like smoking a very long cigarette. That gets you amazingly stoned.

Dude: 'I've got only one joint left'
Dudette 1:'Aw well its better than nothing'
*dude takes out the joint"
Dudette 2:'OMG thats huge'
Dude: 'its a highlander'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 2, 2006

Snail Pace

To walk(bop/longbop) very slowly almost in like a dazed like way as if you have no idea where you are and why you're there.

'Wheres Charlotte?'
'Down the road'
'She'll be about an hour then'
'Yeah man major snail pace'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 7, 2005

India's Finest

A type of marijuana which exceeds all others. Will be quite literally the finset joint you've ever had. Comes only as resin and can be recognised from the distinctive gold writing found upon it. Smells & tastes as good as it smokes.

'some good shit'
'india's finest man'
'i'm never smoking any street crap again'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 5, 2005