Daniel's definitions

Eighth Graders

A group of hot girls that they may be younger than they look or act.

Damn, Ken those eighth graders are fine.But be careful, looks can be disceiving.

by DANIEL December 1, 2003

gnarly

Extremely beautiful; heaven-like. Slang word used most often by surfers to describe the weather and beach conditions; or to describe a wave.

The surf was gnarly on Satty.
I caught a gnarly in the arvo.

by Daniel April 29, 2003

five star

I think the butt monkey means simply slapping a girl with an open hand so hard that a red inprint of your hand remains. Big ace is a ass wiping choad muncher of a man is he not?

Big ace: hey lets slap this chick real hard
BA's friend: he he Yeah
SLAP!!!
Chick: fukwit botty basher

by Daniel September 9, 2003

dingle berries

A collection of toilet paper, lint, and shit located in the asshole and chode region.

TOmmy has a giant dingle berry located in the vacinity of his cornhole

by Daniel September 2, 2003

return burn

To retaliate against someone who has dissed you or made a snide comment directed at you.

"After Joe made a crack about my mama, I was determined to serve up a return burn about his acne."

by Daniel February 21, 2005

retarded dragon

The action of a man receiving oral sex from other person or "head" if you will. When said man is about to ejaculate into other persons mouth, the man slams other persons head all the way to the base of said penis.

Once ejaculation has occurred semen will come out other persons nose making and tends to make their eyes cross from extremely odd feeling in their sinuses. This making them look like a retarded dragon with "smoke" coming from their nose.

I gave Amanda the retarded dragon last night.

by Daniel August 19, 2007

daytime tv

a band of fartsacks that get naked on stage

when you fart and it sounds like music

by Daniel January 24, 2005