D's definitions

Douche Bag

1. A depository for douche.

2. One who is immersed in the world of Douche Baggerdom.

3. That guy you work with who constantly pisses you off with his Douche Baggatronics. Usually named Phil.

1. Man, my friend Phil got like 35 emails today. Each of them caused his computer to scream, "I GOT MAIL, YEAAA!!!" What a Douche Bag.

2. Every time I ask Phil a question, he just ignores me. Maybe it has something to do with the cellular telephone attached to his head. I find him to be quite the Douche Bag.

by D November 3, 2004

dkt

im the fucking JAWS OF LIFE i tear that shit apart with my teeth, hydrolaucis aint got shit on my jaw

there was a car accident call DESKTRUKT we need the snaggle tooth!

by d February 28, 2003

nextel

a fucked up cell phone company that totally destroys the point of having a cell fone witht he direct connect feature.

Why dont u just carry a walkie talkie around instead of using that god damn nextel

by d August 16, 2004

Sprung

The act of a guy getting turned on. Referring to the dick "springing" into action.

After that Kiss from Liz I was SPRUNG!

by D March 9, 2003

coo

cool-the L bcuz l stands for loser

you are too coo

by d December 1, 2003

engaah

A word or phrase exemplifying triumph or excitement.

I won the game, engaah!!!!
Look mom, no cavities engaah!

by D December 25, 2003

blurple

Someone who is so dark black that he is almost purple causing his teeth to look very white.

That nigga' is so black, he's blurple! And look at them teeth!

by D January 17, 2004