fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

by D December 03, 2003

shineys

thing moo of ryry in a time and space beyond this place

woah! look at those shineys, damn their everywhere, their everywhere!

is that a shiney on the ceiling?

by d September 26, 2004

Christard

A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.

(See pronunciation)

"She doesn't believe in evolution because she is a Christard."

by D March 29, 2004

mowed

To get told; often used in conjunction with the whole "arse is grass" thing.

"Whoa, Fred got mowed up by his mom."

by D June 21, 2004

Samaria

1)A small gurl.
2)Pictures are no longer sumtin 2 help u remember the past wit her, but sumtin to make you wonder wat crime she has commited
3)Going out wit her future hubby
4)Looks like a lion when sleepin
5)See attitude

"(tilts head and looks through top of glasses)No hunny!"

by D February 05, 2004

sodomy circle

a sodomy circle is when a bunch of gay guys have a orgy and they stick their dicks up the guy's (in front of them)ass at an angle so they form a circle

Wow those guys are really hardcore gay, they are doing a sodomy circle

by d February 28, 2004

Triganometry

The study of trigga
Trigga- (N) usually device on gun to release bullet (n) but in this case a down ass brotha who will pull that trigga fo a jigga

"Man that boy is my trigga, i wonder how much triganometry he copin"

by D January 26, 2004