Charlie's definitions

The Brown

Is an ugly, disgusting fat beast who regenerates itself by consuming it's own body, for example puss from acne, skin from inside it's own mouth and other bodily fluids.

The Brown is so disgusting, I cant look at her again, I think I might puke.

by Charlie March 22, 2004

mot

unreally cool guy, sex appeal, after sir motsalot

hey...mot rocks my world

by charlie January 20, 2005

3-6-9

the act of getting the weed hook up to sell you a dime for 9 dollars , which you split three ways with 2 of your boys. you all throw 3 dollars on the blunt

yeah man i broke as fuck but lets see if george wants to 3-6-9 a blunt real quick

by charlie February 28, 2004

petrosexual

A term used to describe someone who constantly stares at the asses of those of the opposite sex. This is usually followed by hand gestures and repeated nudging any companions nearby.

"Oh man check out that ass. Pffffft. Man i was to tap that man honestly guy, yo guy check out that ass..."

by Charlie May 13, 2005

dead kennedys

Extremely controversial Californian punk rock band. Used satirical and humourous lyrics to express their political views. The Kennedys split in 1986 and the band ensued in a legal tussle with vocalist Jello Biafra over song royalties. An incarnation of the Kennedys still tours today, but without Jello Biafra.

The Dead Kennedys are a real punk band, unlike the Casualties.

by Charlie April 26, 2004

cooter saluter

when you salute a female whos cooter you want to corkskrew.

-do you see that fox
-yeah, giver the cooter saluter

by charlie December 25, 2004

Hephaestus

greek god who was so ugly he was thrown out of olympus and into the ocean, where he was crippled.
all he did there was make weapons for the better gods.

his roman name was vulcan,
lucky for him, he was also god of fire

you"i gotta do a report on hephaestus"
me"cool" you"i think his other name was vulcan..." me"the kawasaki?"
you"no the cripple"

by charlie December 1, 2004