Definitions by Charlie

overweight 

description of a very lardy individual who has to use a mirror to observe their own genitalia. (see jabba)

Woa! now that's overweight! Bring the lamps boys, there's blubber for all.

overweight by charlie June 24, 2004

get on the horn 

It's getting the horn on , ie, an erection. Certainly I heard and used this phrase in the around 1960 - common UK working class phrase.

"I've got the horn." "She gives me the horn." "She gives me a horn on." (horn-on?)

get on the horn by Charlie June 11, 2004

wymsey 

Lighthearted humour with a dark underbelly. Based on an imaginary online village with a local newspaper that shovelled enormous amounts of muck.

This is written slang for when spoken the word is so easily confused with the inferior 'whimsey'.

From the Wymsey Chronicle: "Churchwarden Julius Blaah was this week condemmed for his involvement with Montantrum Bionics when he was photographed feeding his son, Eagloo, aged 11, with genetically modifed acorns.

wymsey by Charlie June 11, 2004

Omeletteville 

Small dark beady eyes. This is a fine example of a tradesmen's insider joke, in this case from the printing industry. It refers to a spoof typeface that, supposedly, had stops that were some 50 per cent larger than the rest of the typeface. This was, of course a Sans Serif.

"She had eyes from Omeletteville."

Omeletteville by Charlie June 11, 2004

voet 

a flaming bandit. but a good guy

hey voet wats up

voet by charlie June 6, 2004

voglio una polpetta 

voglio una polpetta!!!!!(i want a meatball at least i think i spelled it right)

voglio una polpetta!!!!! said he in science class for no apparent reason.

voglio una polpetta by charlie June 2, 2004

aquabats 

Seriously awesome comedy band mixing 80s synth pop, ska, surf and punk. The band have a very loyal following and a fan club, where the members are referred to as the Cadets.

The Aquabats are super rad!

aquabats by Charlie May 1, 2004