Definitions by Charlie

Hephaestus 

greek god who was so ugly he was thrown out of olympus and into the ocean, where he was crippled.
all he did there was make weapons for the better gods.

his roman name was vulcan,
lucky for him, he was also god of fire

you"i gotta do a report on hephaestus"
me"cool" you"i think his other name was vulcan..." me"the kawasaki?"
you"no the cripple"

Hephaestus by charlie December 1, 2004

excentuation 

It’s a silly misspelled/mispronounced word slow people use when they mean accentuation.

He used excentuation of the words to help the person understand.

excentuation by Charlie November 23, 2004

phlezk 

phlezk is an internet nickname derived by Charlie McRae in early 2000. When Googled, one finds his photography gallery and more.

Dude phlezk has some badass photos!

phlezk by Charlie November 22, 2004

Chardonnay 

classic name for an essex girl, or any other shaz/chav etc's daughter, ie the little kids who have been born to cheap slappers, usually while the cheap slappers are in their teens, in the noughties, especially since footballer's wives started. Always done in an attempt to make them look 'pawsh innit'

shawon had a little babby gawl de ova day.she cawled her chardonnay innit

Chardonnay by charlie November 7, 2004

sexcopter 

A sexual position where you lay on your back with the girl penetrated on your chest. You then spin her around like a helicopter. I suppose you can do it in a variety of ways but you get the basic idea.

Here comes the sexcopter!

sexcopter by Charlie October 20, 2004

Gak Towel 

A rag commonly used to clean up after sex/masturbation. Broad term used to describe any material (such as face washer, tissue, curtains etc) used for cleaning up jism.

Dave uses his curtains as a gak towel

Gak Towel by Charlie October 19, 2004

dak 

Australian; to "dak" someone is to pull down there pants, usually in a crowded place to cause embarrassment. Daks being an Aussie term for trousers.

I'm going to dak Dave as pay back!!!

dak by Charlie October 19, 2004