Caroline's definitions

30 years too late

a lame "metal" band from timmins ontario. lead member of the group thinking he is an evil dictator, and likes to call himself "Shitler". shitler is an egotistical jackass. Also consisting of another member who tries to act like the aforementioned evil dicator, AKA Mini Shitler. AKA Rateus Weasle Sanchez. the group always contains a philipino who cant stick up for what he actually belives in, and some ugly 14 year old boy with long hair and ecko shoes.

did you hear the new 30 years too late song? turns out shitler's ego is so big that they are now taking over the world.

by caroline January 19, 2005

shnog

anything sexual
loving name
descripton or someone or something

tonight we are gonna shnog

by caroline November 22, 2003

hakel

something that is not meant to be preverted but when it is said it sounds preverted

when the coach said to the basketball players "take careful aim" the cheerleaders shouted out hakel!

by caroline March 29, 2003

Macca

A person possessing extremely large sex appeal in spite of being a care bear. Possibly the most gorgeous and sexy and cute thing ever invented, better than The Beatles and Darius put together. Also has good taste in music and smells nice.

"I want Macca to eat my last rolo because he's sooo very sexiful"

by caroline June 11, 2004

dober

the act of giving a boner. this term originated in a small ice cream parlor in the middle of pennsylvania one summer's eve and was thought to be an original, somewhat like the words of shakespeare, only less profound in meaning. the genius' involved in the making of the word were quite stund to find that it had already had a meaning on this fine website, but still feel that their definition suits best.

dude, that chrissy girl just dobbered me! its huge!

by caroline July 12, 2004

hemhem

I was bored one day on the internet, so I decided to grow a website which I intended to fill to the brim with random snippets and slices of fun from my life, which may or may not be amusing depending on whether you're boring or not. I searched frantically for inspiration for a name. I was reading the fifth Harry Potter book at the time and as my eyes skimmed the page like milk, those dreaded words (uttered by Professor Umbridge) caught my eye..."Hem hem". The simple beauty of these words combined together to form one marvellous sound and I knew it would be a fantastically satisfactory title for my site.

www.hemhem.tk (Please note, this is not the greatest site in the world, this is just a tribute!)

by caroline June 11, 2004

mascary

when a person wears a scary amount of mascara

Although Melanie thought her mascara application was flawless, her eyelashes really looked like scary spiderlegs

by Caroline February 13, 2005