Big Bear's definitions

ludacris

the greatest fucking rapper who ever came on the scene since eminem

by Big Bear September 2, 2003

chazkel

A male who is prone to a penial state of flacidness after a long night of alcohol consumption; one who suffers from whiskey-dick

That chazkel couldn't get it up for Paris Hilton if he had to.

by Big Bear December 9, 2004

Cock the magic Pistol

A funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate

i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

3 hots and a cot

That's all u get if you're in prison. 3 hot meals and a cot to sleep on. That's all playa

When u go to jail, son, all u get is 3 hots and a cot

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

Stink nuggets

little pieces of shit that comes back up the toilet when u drop a wide load

"Look in my ass and smell the STUNK NUGGETS!!" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

by Big Bear August 6, 2003

minnesota

10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos. There are more Houses on Water Fronts then compared to Hawaii,California,Florida and Alaska and any other state that borders water....

Minnesota what more is there to say! For 6 to 7 months out of the year its WINTER. Where we use salt to melt snow, Use anti freezing liquid so our GAS doesnt freeze and some people have to plug there cars in to electrical outlet not to charge the car but to keep from letting the oil freeze cause yes OIL can freeze GASOLINE can also freeze.WEIRD!!!

by Big Bear May 16, 2006

Slammin

to mastubate; to beat the fuck off until your dick starts crying

i thought i was slammin to britney spears, but it turned out to be gilbert godfried in a wig

by Big Bear June 16, 2003