wank

1) (verb) To brag excessively, usually over computer components 2) (verb) To have a meaningless discussion over abstract theories; a pissing contest 3) To masturbate

1) Fucking NICK won't stop wanking about his 386 laptop and how it was the new hotness 84 years ago.
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization

by Ben August 12, 2003

Phat

Music having alot of bass, lacking in proper structure. Trance techno

"Check my phat ass bangin' toons mush"

by ben December 15, 2004

bicyclemobile

Word created by Ben Moseley the first to illustrate a bicycle that is also an automobile minus the auto then added together.

Ben Equals Cool:I'im about to go burn off energy by riding my bicyclemobile.

by Ben January 03, 2005

fishel

frugal jew, derivation from the yiddish word for frugality

That's my homeboy and all but he's a fishel sometimes.

by ben December 13, 2004

Wegs

Well, they're tits aren't they.

Nice wegs.

by Ben April 15, 2003

beauticious

Viciously beautiful. Mom

Seeing my mom naked is a very beauticious sight!

by Ben April 21, 2005

sling blade

a really good film that was written, directed, and staring billy bob thorton.

" Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade."

by Ben April 04, 2005