Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

by Ben December 08, 2003

iono

retarded way of spelling i don't know

whats for dinner
iono
stfu

by Ben February 08, 2004

swindells

plain and simple.... a fuckin legend!!

thts so mint its like swindells

by ben January 13, 2005

cock snap

Pulling a limp penis to its maximum extent and letting go creating a rubberband effect known only as "cock snap".

She cock snaped me! Wow, that cock snap hurt.

by Ben March 08, 2004

sheeot

The black way to say shit when they're frustrated.

"Aw, sheeot, my bling-bling got dirty.

by Ben February 17, 2004

dickcream

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.

"Ted Check our the new dick cream"

by Ben March 24, 2005

cockwaffle

A derogatory term used to describe a whore. They may additionally be good at cooking.

You are such a cockwaffle.

by Ben December 22, 2004