BEN's definitions

Throwing a sausage down a hallway

Putting your dick in a slut...

"Did you bang her?"
"Yeah, but it was like throwing a sausage down a hallway!"

by Ben June 11, 2006

Dick-chameleon

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".

Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"

by Ben May 3, 2005

Bristowfied

An obsession with or about any member of the Bristow or Derevko family

After that night, I was bristowfied.

by Ben May 27, 2004

too cool for school

Term used for a person who thinks they are somewhat superior to other people.

Tim R is too cool for school, look at his Warrick Cappa shoes!

by Ben April 5, 2005

marinated

Being "marinated" with too much alcohol, and therefore somewhat incompacitated.

Man, Brenton the swan got so marinated last night, he pissed in his own shoe!

by Ben April 5, 2005

thrive

The word 'thrive' originates from a central auckland crew commonly known as the 'Ultimate Thrivers'.
This prestigous bunch of people developed the word during many drunk nights and good times.

It has many meanings but generally donates fun, success, happiness and good times.

Jamins one thriving mutha fucka

by Ben August 3, 2004

Il1k3c3r34l

one of the top 100 spammers on genmay, also a wannabe chop gawd

Il1k3c3r34l: OMG wow

by Ben August 30, 2003