sont

sexy oriental naked trio, aka a hot threesome

OMG we had such a great sont last night!

by Ben February 24, 2005

crowning

when shit in your asshole builds up when you have to take a shit really bad.

by ben June 05, 2003

guard dog

The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingman to climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffy enough for the sandlot kid to retrieve his baseball

The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty

Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.

Angry, angry guard dog

by Ben November 19, 2004

Read Some Chaucer

Code phrase for sex, used in front of naïve or unknowing people, especially parents/husbands/children. Used by literature students - other students may use their own terms i.e. French (read some Moliere), psychology (read some Freud), physics (read some Einstein).

Hey mum - don't disturb us for a bit - Helen and I are going to read some Chaucer. Have supper ready in an hour.

by Ben November 24, 2003

tummy

a term only used to describe the stomach whan it hurts (usually followed by the word ache)

i have a tummy ache

by Ben October 08, 2003

worth a squirt

Used when you see a girl who you'd like to hump

cor look at her she's worth a squirt

by ben September 23, 2003

punk ass

to be bitch like or pussyfied.

that dudes punk ass got his ass beat.

by ben April 04, 2003