Austin's definitions

on the moon

high as a fuck.

damn homie, i'm on the moon!

by Austin March 6, 2004

fucker bitch

Quite possibly the two best words in the English language. Often used in a conversation to catch someone off guard.

Dude did you hear what happened yesterday?

What?

Fucker bitch

by Austin January 6, 2004

FBM

Fuckin bloody marvelous

i tell u what those chips are FBM

by austin November 27, 2003

kung fu

A collection of fine martial arts which, thanks to thousands of matrix fanboys and anime-fags, has come to represent a massive group of jerkasses and idiots who think that a fancy school is the secret to combat. The result is a huge crowd of white kids who, having not spent anywhere near enough time training, go and pick fights with other people who don't know kung-fu, but DO know a decent right cross. I'm sure that, given time, it is powerful and deadly, but 90% of the time, the kid across from you is just going to pull some 'combatative flower arranging' type bullshit until you kick him in the head, at which point, he'll fall over and cry that you didn't hit him in a blockable fashion.

An Amazing Martial Art that has been ruined by faggots.

See also: Pretty Much every other fighting style. Except Tae-Bo, Tae-Bo is the secret to victory.

by Austin May 21, 2004

bull ace

Another way to say cigarettes. Origin is unknown, i am from NYC and have heard it on several occasions.

yo can i get one of them bull ace?

by Austin February 14, 2004

loot chesse

to have an exceessive amount of money. One may have loot when they grow up, but they do not have the cheese, which is the fine spreading on top; unitl they get older and aquire money and assests

Most people who own yachts have the loot cheese, cause they can afford a yacht.

by austin October 7, 2003

fuck wand

Penis. And since the piece of shit web site makes me have at least 3 words and 20 letters i had to write this... blah.

I have the largest damn fuck wand.

by Austin September 12, 2004