Austin's definitions

trigantic

Way bigger than gigantic.

The Eiffel Tower is gigantic but my penis is trigantic.

by Austin February 26, 2004

teacher ass

when a teacher hott or not pulls there pants all the way up and past there belly button....

look at ms.wallon i would hit that if she didnt have teacherass..

by austin April 10, 2005

goodawesome

Cool, awesome, sweet, fantastic, juicy, delicious, cool as crap. See also ubercool.

"It's almost as goodawesome as, well...goodawesome!"

by Austin February 24, 2005

Midnight Flonase

The action of being blown and returning the favor by releasing jiz into the females face, causing loss of smell and taste.

My midnight flonase in her face helped clear my g/f's sinus problem.

by Austin September 12, 2004

Debergeristic

Of, or relating to the relationships of Cyrano De Bergerac.

My personal life has been so debergeristic latley... :(

by Austin October 6, 2003

sexual frustration

When you can't "get her wet." In other words your girl's pussy is so loose and nasty, that you can't reach a climax and ejaculate.

I met this whore, and she was so used that she caused my worst case of SEXUAL FRUSTRTRATION ever!

by Austin December 1, 2003

Testicle

Furry red/blue/green/purple squishy balls located in the pelvic region of the human body,both male and female, they are interchangable with other testicles, typically 5-7 inches long

Ex. Today I'm going to wear my gay pride testicles.

by austin November 30, 2004