Andrew's definitions

schman

noun. A manly woman.

"whoa nigga, did you see that fat-ass schman bitch with the facial hair?!"

by andrew December 12, 2003

Cheese Dip

Cheese dip is the thing you think of right after you are wanking and you think of your mother. The thought that comes into my mind when that happens is 'cheese dip'. it is quitee strange but it gets me off even when i smell carrot and no cheese what so ever. Which is odd in my life as i own many cheese factories, like charlie and the chocolate factory but its more like andrew and the cheese factory. except i am much cooler and own as i said before many cheese factories. thats what cheese dip means to peoples odd legs that are often shorter that their fingers and buim pubes.

"ohh yeah thats the shit yeah uhh cheese dip uhh*SPLAT*uhh yea, good fuckin cheese dip"

by Andrew May 20, 2004

libertarian

1)One who advocates maximizing individual rights and minimizing the role of the state.
2)One who believes in free will.
3)Not a conservative or liberal in the modern sense.
4)Believe in the freedom to do as you wish as long as you don't hurt others.
5)Freedom, Liberty, Minimal Government.

I vote Libertarian because the biggest wasted vote is for another evil Republican or Democrat.

by Andrew April 26, 2004

lighter

The smoker's tool, besides the pipe.

what's a pipe without a lighter? you got a light? i think the bowls cashed, anyone got fire?

by Andrew February 2, 2004

biz

the best, better than the rest.

i am the biz you stupid ass. i win you lose.

by andrew October 26, 2003

gaybonella

Disease of the anus

Christian is suffering from gaybonella

by Andrew September 17, 2003

syracuse orangeman

More commonly referred to as "The Cuse," it is the act of a a man sticking his penis in a giant mound of snow before intercourse for the purpose of lasting longer with his partner

I hadn't done it in a long time, and it was winter time, so I did "The Cuse" and we went at it for hours

by Andrew February 13, 2005