2- Following a car too closely with your miniature pickup truck while blasting Eminem on the stereo; a form of overcompensation for economic failure and small genitalia.
by Andrew July 15, 2004
Function: adjective
Jamaican term used to describe one who is homosexually inclined.from grrek root "batty"
BattyMEN- Plural- Adverb
Battymanisim- Noun
Jamaican term used to describe one who is homosexually inclined.from grrek root "batty"
BattyMEN- Plural- Adverb
Battymanisim- Noun
1. Look mom, There goes a Battyman!
2. In Jamaica they hat Battymen.
3. Battymen Like to suck each others reproductive organs.
2. In Jamaica they hat Battymen.
3. Battymen Like to suck each others reproductive organs.
by Andrew August 14, 2004
by Andrew December 14, 2003
1. Sensationalism for the gratification of a gawking public; gratuitous saturation. Glitterporn is the media equivalent of driving past an accident and being unable to look away.
2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.
Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.
2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.
Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.
As I watch Entertainment Tonight's coverage of Britany Spears's recent knee injury, I asked myself, "Why do I watch this glitterporn when I could be living my own life?"
by Andrew June 10, 2004
Mage the leetest,quickest, fastest AWPWHORE EVER! mage > frod at awping. MAGE is a leet haxor in cal-i has beaten frod, krupt, and carv at the lan at the same time. and even told john fuk off! he is in the most exclusive club ever A1`{H}. AND #MIAMI !!!
by andrew December 30, 2004
by Andrew March 15, 2005