Al's definitions

IMD

Infamous Mobb Deep, sickest rap pair ever

I got you stuck of the realness,
you heard of us,
official queens bridge murderas...
-IMD

by al January 25, 2005

birdturd

poop from a birds butt.

theres a birdturd on my head

by al January 20, 2005

Sweetageness

Expression used when you think something is sweet.

John:" I got a new car." Steve:" Sweetageness."

by al January 13, 2005

shoot me up elmo

Is a toy used by young children to prepare them for heroin ediction, it teaches them how to "shoot up" heroin.

Elmo convulced as Jonny shot him up with heroin.

by al January 13, 2005

kiddy

Someone who inspires laughter. A cheeky fella. A mischievous man.

No Kiddy, you cannot put your schlong in my chuff whilst I'm cooking dinner!

by Al January 9, 2005

gas axe

An oxyacetylene cutting torch. So called because it runs on gas, and is useful for chopping things off quickly (albeit none too neatly).

"it's way too thick for a hacksaw, we'll be hare 'til christmas. Best take the gas-axe to it"

by Al December 28, 2004

coventry screwdriver

A large hammer. So called after bad working practices that evolved during the blacker days of the British Leyland company.

Ah, the Coventry Screwdriver. One size fits all. *bang!*

by Al December 28, 2004