Al's definitions

boys will be boys

What soccer moms say when their son has just done something AWFUL. This statement implies that any negative behavior should be excused on the grounds that boys are always doing things that are wrong, and need to be treated with a degree of leniency that borders on insanity.

Bystander: Oh my God, that kid is raping a nun!!
Soccer Mom: <Fake Laugh> Oh, well, you know. Boys will be boys. I'm sure he just had a hard day at school.

by Al October 27, 2003

bodonkadonk

African Ass, Big nice ass on a woman

DAMN look at that banokadonk

by Al June 7, 2003

girlypiss

Noun, for when a male urinates whilst sitting down on the lavatory, like a female.

"Eugh he's taking a girlypiss!"

by Al September 29, 2006

dropping off the kids

Having a shit

"Where were you?"
"I was dropping off the kids"
"My arse, having a wank more like!"

by Al April 30, 2004

iron pipe of fuck-nasty

another word for dick; more powerful than the average

1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?

by Al March 13, 2005

birdturd

poop from a birds butt.

theres a birdturd on my head

by al January 20, 2005

Netto Ghetto

defines an area so poor and rough and full of drug dealers, the shopping centres are full of shit supermarkets and bargain basement stores, like Netto, Pound Stretcher and Aldi, cos that's all people in Netto Ghettos can afford cos they spend all their money on Crack

You want me to come with you to Mansfield?? fuck off!! it's a right NETTO GHETTO!!

by AL April 26, 2004