we need to talk

1. You're screwed because your significant other has been fucking the plumber for the past 12 months.

2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head.
1. We need to talk Al. You're just not as good in bed as your brother, who, incedentally, I started screwing two days after we met.

2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you.
by Al October 14, 2003
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lowbrow

see: www.lowbrow.com
Dude, there was some funny ass shit on lowbrow.
by al November 30, 2003
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suspect

A term used to identify any noun as being suspicious.
I don't trust Joe, he kinda suspect.
by Al January 11, 2003
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drylab

the act of writing something to look very or exactly alike the last written entry to try and getaway with.
Man, i know you drylabbed that shit, do it properly.
by Al September 22, 2003
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dick-hard

That car is dick-hard.
by Al January 17, 2003
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dodgeball

Gym-class style sport where a bunch of kids get divided into two teams and throw approximately 6-10 playground balls at each other across the middle-line of a gymnasium (which may not be crossed) in an attempt to get each other "out". If a ball is thrown into another player without bouncing off of anything, that player is "out" unless they catch the ball, in which case the thrower is "out". Once a ball bounces, it is essentially out of play until thrown again. This game is now being outlawed in schools, in a consistent attempt on behalf of the government to make children weak, retarded, and liberal.
Dodgeball is too violent to be played in our schools! Doesn't anyone know that children are actually made of extremely brittle materials and should not be touched by ANYTHING?
by Al October 14, 2003
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couche tard

An extremely dumb or annoying person; can be shortened to simply "couche".
Stop being a couche tard!
You're such a couche.
by Al February 03, 2005
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