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system of a down

System of a Down are my favourite band. They have a very unique style so they cannot be put into any genre, but if i had to, i would say they are closest to alternative metal.

To the people who say that System's lyrics have very little or no meaning. Try reading the lyrics.

For the person who said about Cigaro. When they say 'my cock is much bigger than yours' and 'my shit stinks much better than yours' they are saying that worlds leaders argue over petty things, not necessary human waste or genetalia, that was just to make the song amusing- the song is meant to be half-amusing, half-serious.

They are not sellouts. They are not Nu-Metal, they just happened to appear at the time Nu-Metal was emerging.

I think they are the best band this century, even though they appeared in the 90's.

This is the list of the S.O.A.D albums, in order of how good they are, in my opinion.

1. Toxicity
2. Self-Titled (System of a Down)
3. Steal This Album!
4. Mesmerize
5. Hypnotize
For a very good song from System of a Down, listen to Sugar.
by Adam July 20, 2008
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the shit's tits

Mostly you would say something is "the shit" if it's bangin or something, but if it happens to be particulary phat, you could elaborate, saying something is "the shit's tits" being the best or most valuable part of the shit, or the "best of the best."
igg 1: You ever had Smirnoff Ras with Cranberry and Grapefruit juice?
igg 2: Yeah dude, that stuff's the shit's tits!
by Adam November 29, 2007
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osps

One Second Per Second. The minimum desireable loading rate for streams, as any slower will cause the video to have to pause and buffer while attempting to watch.
This site needs faster servers, half the videos don't even stream at OSPS.
by Adam April 9, 2009
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mean dick

what girls who give quality head suck.
i hooked up with that megan chick last night, she sucks a mean dick.
by Adam August 6, 2008
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diafpow

Die in a fiery pool of water.
Get back in the fiery water!

I hooked up with your girlfriend last night.
Diafpow.
by Adam October 1, 2008
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Size King

A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (men who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with men who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.
"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"
by adam October 16, 2008
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Whack

To assassinate or "off" another.
"What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? Because I'm married."
by Adam November 27, 2003
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