Adam's definitions

priznap

To take a huge, greasy, smelly shit.

I took a huge priznap the next morning after drinking that case of beer and eating those dozen tacos.

by Adam May 7, 2005

fowlered

when your bitch hoe breaks it off four months before the wedding, and you dont get your ring back

"why is steve so wasted"
"didn't you hear he got FOWLERED last saturday"

by Adam May 13, 2005

wastegate wanker

The V-8 crowd. Usually inhabiting corners of autoparts stores, feed stores, hardware stores, ect, constantly talking shit on "import" style cars. Commonly refering to 4 cyl cars as slow. Oblivious to the fact that 4 bangers can have double the HP, tq, and gasmileage of any stock to moderatly modified mustang camaro, TA, ect with Mild modification. having twice the HP per cylender, power to weight ration. coining the title, for being known as stupid ignorant wankers.

"all i need is a turbo, you need 4 more cylenders."

by Adam May 13, 2005

hosue

A declaration of frustration, typically following a typo. Though mostly used in instant messenger conversations, it has also been used with tongue twisters and mispronounciations.

fluffy_bunny: what tmie are you coming over?
cattygoth: tmie?
fluffy_bunny: hosue! time, not tmie!

by Adam November 8, 2004

reading festival

the greatest festival in the U.K. happens once a year normally in summer. lots of great bands play. Green Day, Lost Prophets, Placebo, The Hives, The Darkness

And The Shit get booed off e.g
50 Cent
Rasmus

Reading Festival was the nads ^ ^

by adam October 9, 2004

dj89

A ginourmous fattass queer-bait.
He is 95% retarded and doesn't know the difference between USD and CAD.
Can be found on www.automags.org, www.pbnation.com, and near large stockpiles of food.

"I see you ordered 7 large pizzas! Are you having a party with all your friends or pulling a dj89 and surfing AO?"

by Adam January 23, 2005

White Oak

A comment made after a homosexual remark to secure one's manliness.

"Every Tuesday morning in November I like to go with Bruce in the Ford pickup and go up North. We pitch a tent, light some fires, kill some deer... moose.... elk.... you know... do manly things. But when it comes to evening, it's all Barry White and anal sex. White oak."

by Adam October 10, 2004