Valentines bumps

When you get a STD because you slept with a prostitute or some other nasty woman on Valentines day because you were lonely and desperate.
Ray is borderline retarded and because no woman in their right mind will be with him he will probably get Valentines bumps again this year.
by me February 14, 2005
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viva la bam

the best tv show BY FAR on mtv...(next to wildboyz and jackass) BAM MARGERA IS HOTTTTTT
by ME August 07, 2004
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NES

Nintendo Entertainment System. i.e., the classic gaming console with 8-bit graphics and monoaural sound. A reminder of the days when games were not all the same and were about all original fun rather than capitalizing on young people with expendible income. Decades of nasties mandate most NES systems to receive several puffs of air prior to functioning.
Nintendo should bring back the old NES. Who wouldn't want one?
by me December 12, 2003
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funkdfied

my hair is all funkdfied when i wake up in the morning.
by me March 19, 2003
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oral exam

Giving oral sex, either to a man or a woman.
Later on she is going to give me an oral exam.
by me June 24, 2004
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