me's definitions

splaazz

that sound a fat guy (or chick) makes when falling into a pool

did you hear that splaazz!? WTF!

by me April 23, 2005

F-u-c-k-e-r

Someone who sleeps around with anything, this is including their same sex. They are usually sexually frustrated and even when they have a partner they cheat on them, this is why everybody calls them f-u-c-k-e-r-s this is very suitable as they make peeps lives miserable!

Tom had a girl but he all ways cheated on her with his m8

by Me December 5, 2003

oral exam

Giving oral sex, either to a man or a woman.

Later on she is going to give me an oral exam.

by me June 24, 2004

DogPound

where your dad met your mom
also a group of asian girls that look like dogs

Your mom is so ugly, your dad met her at the dogpound.

by me February 27, 2003

horny

wanting/needing ass really badly; wanting sex desperately

i haven't gotten any in 2 hours and i'm already so horny

by me March 23, 2003

poop snout

a brown noser, one who sucks up

I hate the way Kim sucks up to the boss...she's such a poop snout!

by Me September 13, 2003

token black guy

First person to die in every movie, usually in the first 5 minutes

Jefferson is dead!

by Me February 20, 2003