me's definitions

slurpy machine

It's a tool of the devil.

I pissed in the slurpy machine.

by me September 27, 2003

death lens

.3x Century Optics wide angle camcorder lens. Used by skateboarders. The name was coined by the danger of skating close to the skater with the camera.

I want a death, but they're so expensive. They look sweet on a vx1000.

by me March 18, 2003

Shallow

What ugly people call good looking people just because they got turned down. Sorry I just can't see myself kissing some ugly chick.

"Will you go out with me?"
"No"
"Why not."
"You're ugly."
"You're shallow!"
"Ha ha"

by Me May 13, 2005

jump

a girl thats likes to have sex or give head

yo that bitch kim is a jump holla at her if u want your meat sucked

by me March 2, 2004

netnuke

A computer technology community that consists of a variety of tutorials for anything from graphic design in Maya to removing spyware. The community itself offers help with all kinds of computer trouble. NetNuke also has a tight-knit upper community that is closed off to regular members as well, god knows what they're up to in there...

My computer broke, I'm gonna go to netnuke.us to get some help.

by me February 12, 2006

leggies

Them long things that stick out of your torso at odd angles, especially during sexual activities.

while being nailed, one of her leggies was over his shoulder, and the other was wrapped around his hot sweaty body.

by me December 22, 2003

testicle

a quest

Robin is still looking for his testicle

by me October 14, 2003