me's definitions

penis

one eyed monster

that man has a big one eyed monster

by me August 12, 2003

analsex

when one takes it up the ass

lets have crazy wild passionate analsex

by me August 12, 2003

crap

pertaining to or related to any mainstreem corprate music made in the last few years

by me August 12, 2003

Atheist

A person who doesn't believe in god. Someone who doesn't believe that there is a heaven or hell. Close to an agnostic, who doesn't believe that either (god or darwinism) can be proven or disproven.

Freedom of religion includes freedom from religion-No one should care if anyone is atheist or christian, everyone is entitled to their own beliefs

by me August 14, 2003

agnostic

Someone who doesn't feel that their is enough evidence to prove or disprove god.

Just because people have different religious beliefs than that of yourself (agnostic, atheist, muslim, christian) gives you no right to make them feel terrible.

by me August 14, 2003

Greenland

A large island to the east of Canada, full of Eskimos and run by the Danish.

Who the hell cares about Greenland, anyway?

by Me August 16, 2003

Switzerland

A country of yodelling mountain goat herders and hot blondes named Heidi.

A country in Europe that never chooses sides in wars.

Switzerland makes good hot chocolate.

by Me August 16, 2003