josh's definitions

eiffel tower

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

Hey Matt, remember when we Eiffel towered Ruth?

by josh February 21, 2003

Olsen

Originally meaning one of the Olsen Twins, this has come to be descriptive of any jailbait. Someone under the age of consent who you would love to bone silly.

Your little sister is hella olsen.

by josh February 19, 2003

user name

Something you post to Urban Dictionary to piss me off.

This practice makes absolutely no sense as these are almost never actual words. Annoying to everyone but the poster, these are the reason Urban Dictionary is becoming less useful by the day.

Jesus Christ, there are far too many here to mention.

All of you assholes should find a new hobby.

by josh February 19, 2003

Nugget

A chunk of weed smaller than a bud. Usually the amount required to get one nicely lit.

There's a hole in my bowl, can you plug it with a nugget?

by josh February 18, 2003

hot beef injection

The proper prescription for whatever ails your lady friend.

If excessive talking occurs, administer orally.

Come on Sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?

by josh February 18, 2003

nougat

a replacement word for a curse (ie fuck, shit etc.)

why don't you go the nougat away. that guy is such a nougathead. (fuck or shit would work there)

by Josh February 17, 2003

Akroma

an excellent magic card

wow, that guy who said Akroma is a piece of shit is a dumbass.

by Josh February 17, 2003