josh's definitions

James Blunt

When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.

I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!

by Josh April 14, 2006

Clay aiken

The biggest fag in the universe

The only thing AIKEN is clays ass

Look theres Clay aiken..the fag from american idol.

by josh January 13, 2006

psuedomarried

What you are when you're chillin' with your b/f or g/f and they blurt out something like "it kinda feels like we're a married couple." Can bring severe pain, but usually just a nagging annoyance that you might be one of those young people that acts like a codger.

Ashley and Dylan were hanging out last night when Dylan told her that he felt like they were married. They're so pseudomarried

by josh August 30, 2005

jambox

A small stereo, generally portable, which provides music for the purpose of break dancing.

The ill beats pumping out of her jambox kept us grooving all night.

by Josh August 13, 2005

doing the grownup

Having sex, bumping uglies, the wild thing. What your parents do and think we don't know.

Oh my god did you see Lauren and Josh? Their doing the grown-up!

by Josh July 14, 2005

/\/\4/\/

this is leet for man

/\/\4/\/ i hacked that guy good

by Josh June 18, 2005

miserable failure

see: george w bush or fucktard

man, that guy was a miserable failure.

by Josh June 12, 2005