dump truck

To pull out before ejaculation during heterosexual intercourse and dump your load on her rather than in her in an attempt to avert pregnancy.

Boy was she pissed when I pulled the old dump truck on her cause she wants my baby.

by Josh August 28, 2006

This one's for Kam!

1) A phrase uttered for a friend who is absent from the current activity, used in place of "I wish Kam was here", a dedication of the current activity to the absent friend
2) A phrase uttered immediately before climax, usually followed donkey punching one's sexual partner, or performing some other diviant sexually activity

Boyfriend: "I'm almost there baby. Oh yeah, right there, just a little......THIS ONE'S FOR KAM!"
*SMACK*
Then the boyfriend must hold on for dear life.

by Josh May 07, 2003

Chinstrap99

Often ugly,a fat faced dude whom loves hot men and calls them "brother," Often associated with cults and brainwashers.

Don't listen to him, he is a chinstrap.

by Josh January 25, 2004

this nigga gone fishin

a crazy old African American or just something to say to lighten a mood.

"I failed 11th grade again"
" this nigga gone fishin"

by josh February 07, 2003

G-mail

Google's kick ass e-mail service that offers a gig of space to use.

G-Mail pwns j00r E-mail service.

by Josh July 16, 2004

Kangaroo Punch

my friend's cat fights with a stuffed bear. First he's all lovey with it, then while he's making with the sweet, sweet love (huggin with top paws and licking with tongue), he pulls up his two feet and begins pummelling the stuffed bear with his two lower paws (a la Kangaroo from Bugs Bunny & tweety show). It's the funniest shit ever.

I was making sweet, sweet love to my friend's mom, then I put my two feet between us and kangaroo punched her in the gut, like a sucker.

by Josh December 13, 2004

Zeophyte

A member of the online message board of Zeo.

Most Zeophytes like to act crazy, you'll seldom find one that's normal.

by Josh May 10, 2004