josh's definitions

CRACKAFIDE

It means the same as "nigger-Riggen"...its when you get a flat tire and fix it with duck-tape...or use zip ties to hold up ur pants. (we use it when you amp up the flame on a ligter)

shit nigga...you crakafide your car...look at dat'. fuckin duck tape for a window...and i see the rims...NOW WHERE THE TIRES.

by Josh April 9, 2004

jimmin

When your in a sexualy sitsuation, looking up prono, or fantiziing, And you jiz, but nothing touched, no masterbation, oral sex, your just thinking and jiz shoots out..

American pie.. When jim is in the room with the chick from out of country and shes on his bed almost naked and hes in boxers and hes climbing on top of her and he jizzes... (Jimmin)

by Josh March 21, 2004

progressive metal

Intelligent music for intelligent people.

Hello, My iq is 200, and I love Progressive metal..

by Josh March 13, 2004

slam

To deficate immensely and with an insuing cornucopia of noises and grunts.

Man, I shouldn't have eatin those 4 burritos, 7 tacos, and 3 enchiladas, because now I have to take a SLAM.

by Josh June 20, 2003

mega stud

one who stands tall amongst the rest of the man whores

when you fuck your gf and you get tired and wanna go to sleep so you tell the bitch to get the fuck out of your house...

by Josh January 17, 2004

Akroma

an excellent magic card

wow, that guy who said Akroma is a piece of shit is a dumbass.

by Josh February 17, 2003

fuckface

Having a fuckable face.
Or someone publicly fucked in the face.

Damn, look at that "fuckface" Josh

by Josh February 8, 2004