by josh October 12, 2004
Get the yazmine mug.when you take a dump and the force of your sphincter pushes the waste out so hard that it shoots up the back of the toilet pipe and when you lok down youe cannot see it.
i held onto a shit for 2 weeks and when i let it out and looked down the loo it was a ghoasty. i was really pissed off
by josh December 31, 2003
Get the ghoasty mug.The act of getting breast augmentation for free by dating the plastic surgeon.
Origin: Burger King, "an act of stealing inflatables."
Origin: Burger King, "an act of stealing inflatables."
by Josh December 05, 2004
Get the spongenapping mug.A combination of the words "fat" and "joshua." Used as an alternative name for a person named Joshua who is also fat.
FATSHUA FATSHUA FATSHUA, you sure are fat, FATSHUA!
by Josh December 04, 2003
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Get the dribbo mug.People who realize how stupid punk, emo, gothic, skater, etc people are. These people never lose an argument unless they want to because they can always think of something clever to say back or make the other person sound like an idiot. They don't use their amazing powers unless someone pisses them off by either saying or doing something dumb. Usually nice to anyone unless you cross them.
Ways to know if you are a perfect person:
1. You don't listen to music about how the government sucks, how life sucks, slitting your wrists, poorly thrown together pop music like Jessica Simpson, Britany Spears, etc.
2. You're open minded, but you have strong beliefs.
3. You realize how fun life is and don't get into trouble with the police or purposely try to make an ass of yourself in public to strangers.
4. You don't think about skateboarding in your dreams, at school, or make videos about skateboarding.
5. Your hair color is natural.
6. You only use your powers for good.
Ways to know if you are a perfect person:
1. You don't listen to music about how the government sucks, how life sucks, slitting your wrists, poorly thrown together pop music like Jessica Simpson, Britany Spears, etc.
2. You're open minded, but you have strong beliefs.
3. You realize how fun life is and don't get into trouble with the police or purposely try to make an ass of yourself in public to strangers.
4. You don't think about skateboarding in your dreams, at school, or make videos about skateboarding.
5. Your hair color is natural.
6. You only use your powers for good.
by Josh March 28, 2005
Get the perfect people mug.What you are when you're chillin' with your b/f or g/f and they blurt out something like "it kinda feels like we're a married couple." Can bring severe pain, but usually just a nagging annoyance that you might be one of those young people that acts like a codger.
Ashley and Dylan were hanging out last night when Dylan told her that he felt like they were married. They're so pseudomarried
by josh August 30, 2005
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