josh's definitions

gop

Abbreviation for "Gay on paper." A straight person that has all the characteristics of being gay.

I know he has a girlfriend, but he works as an interior designer and loves musicals! He's totally GOP.

by Josh April 12, 2005

Vermillion

The wrong way to spell a Slipknot song.

Some people misspell the song Vermilion by adding an extra "l"

by Josh December 2, 2004

Ego Handjob

When a man receives an abundance of praise from one person regarding his talents, looks or accomplishments. Usually the compliments are distributed in a nearly excessive amount and received within only a few minutes of conversation, enough to satisfy the receiver in such a way that it is analogous to the stimulation of an orgasm, but for the ego.

I was in a meeting when Sandra started giving me quite the ego handjob. She went on and on about my contribution being valuable to the company and how I was the most talented person there.

by Josh June 3, 2010

spongenapping

The act of getting breast augmentation for free by dating the plastic surgeon.

Origin: Burger King, "an act of stealing inflatables."

Did you pay for those DDD's yourself, or did you get them by spongenapping?

by Josh December 5, 2004

boochi

A b*tch due to pms'ing

It's ok, she's not usually like that. F*ckin boochi!

by Josh May 24, 2004

crxed

To be stuck.
To be stoned.

The truck was crxed in the mud.

by josh December 22, 2004

fatshua

A combination of the words "fat" and "joshua." Used as an alternative name for a person named Joshua who is also fat.

FATSHUA FATSHUA FATSHUA, you sure are fat, FATSHUA!

by Josh December 4, 2003