josh's definitions

Ralph and Murphy

A nice or large rack, Sort of a nick name for titties. Refers to Ralph (being the left breast) and Murphey(The right breast)
You can call them out individually and personify them.

Damn, Ralph and Murphey are looking great today.

How is ralph doing in school nowadays?

by Josh April 11, 2005

crispian

the cutest guy in the whole wide world!

look at crispian's cute butt!

by josh April 6, 2005

chocolate soldier

chocolate drink similar to Yohoo!

I just drank a chocolate soldier.

by JOSH April 5, 2005

squirrell

This girl i fucked back in the day. She had teeth like a squirrell so thats what we call her now.

Dude, I fucked squirrell last night. How about you?

by JOSH April 5, 2005

Chewed Gum

a pussy thats been beat up way too much. the pussy looks similar to chewed gum

dude i was gonna eat this chick out but when i went down it looked like chewed gum

by JOSH April 5, 2005

turkey gobbler

when a woman's clitoris hangs down and looks like the gizzard of a turkey's neck.

Lauren was wearing a bikini and her turkey gobbler was hanging out the bottom

by JOSH April 5, 2005

oral roberts

Sorry, this one is not dirty. Oral Roberts is a college in Oklahoma. Oral Roberts is mentioned in the movie Club Dread as a sex joke though

I go to school at Oral Roberts and it is nothing like an anal johnson

by JOSH April 5, 2005