cyberathlete

The most 1337 athletes of the 21st century...One day these athletes will be payed as much as the jocks of today. Score some frags, w00t w00t!

A counter-strike cal-i member

by Josh August 22, 2003

Downhill

1. When an artist. (writer, painter, musician, other.) is built up to the level where they've felt proud of their works. And they keep working on their art when they know they aren't in the suitable mood. Nor the time to work.

2. Artist keeps working, knowing that he/she isn't going to be proud of his work. His unstoppable running mood doesn't stop him/her from working.

1. "Man, her poetry is really falling downhill.

2. "I can't believe I broke my favorite band Metallica's new cd, St. Anger. They really went downhill on that album.

by josh July 15, 2004

rift

To steal. Commonly used in the coal regions of eastern Pennsylvania.

I'm gonna rift some cigarettes from the corner store.

by josh September 02, 2008

zoom zoom

The latest attempt by car manufacturer Mazda to capture the dollars of its target demographic (ie an advertising slogan). Facilitated on the tv ad by a catchy tune which repeats said words, and a little kid who does the same.

I'd rather drive a beemer.

by Josh March 12, 2004

Wings

Short for Buffalo Wings.

Lets go get some wings at BDubs.

by Josh December 10, 2003

frosted flakes

waking up the morning after a long night of sex and noticing that you forgot to wipe off the residue from you or your partner

man it took me an hour to get the frosted flakes off my stomach this morning

by josh February 09, 2005

Sitka

Sitka is the former capital of Alaska and the place where a sly fox of a man named Seward basically stole the afformentioned Gloryland from the Russians. The capital has now been moved to Juneau, but Sitka remains a Mecca to tourists and kelp alike. Perhaps it's the intense level of beauty, perhaps its the intense shoddiness of everywhere else in the world; something sets Sitka apart.
(Perhaps it's the ocean...)

According to rock music legend Bono, the word "Sitka" is thought to have been derived from an almost unintelligable line of lyrics in a popular Depeche Mode song. However, the origin of "Sitka" as word is still under hot debate, most citizens of the contiguous US believe it comes from the sound trees make when they explode during a spring thaw. Still others argue that is actually from the Alaska Native phrase, Shee-Atika.

"Sitka IS the capital of nothing, but Juneau sucks ass through a straw, so I guess that makes it even."

by Josh November 07, 2004