249 definitions by god

Nebraska

An exemplary case of pitful dullness.

A whole state who's only source of pride comes from its college football team. Very sad; very Nebraska.

by god October 26, 2003

shmer

A word with many conotations depending on how it is enunciated.

SHMER!: Tight yo!
shmer...:I'm depressed!
shmeR?: WTF?

by god May 26, 2003

doufas

some lost cunt who fell in

*douf sits by the watrer all relaxed n shit
*douf is getting out all soaked.
mad cunt: i heard u fell in the water like a lost cunt

by god April 1, 2003

pillage the village

totally destroy someones butt hole with the fury of a wolverine

Johnny my moms lonely she want you to pillage her village

by god March 10, 2005

fly fatass fly

To send your overweight friend on a daredevil assignment

Fly fatass fly.....Mallrats

by god March 2, 2005

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by god September 28, 2004

SAT

the best assessment of ur abilities

Wow i can't believe u got less than a 1500 on the sat. Ur a fucking dumbass.

by god October 28, 2003