irregardless

Pronunciation: "ir-i-'gärd-l&s
Function: adverb
Etymology: probably blend of irrespective and regardless
Date: circa 1912
nonstandard : REGARDLESS
usage Irregardless originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that "there is no such word." There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead.
by Anonymous April 26, 2003
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tit wank

When a woman pushes her tits together, and the man slides his cock in between and thrusts (as you do) resulting in the woman recieving a pearl necklace
"Slide your hard dick in between my fat baps and I'll give you a tit wank! Oh! and I get a present aswell! You know how I love pearls!"
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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titwank

enjoyable sexual practice which often results in the male gifting his female partner with a 'pearl necklace'(q.v.)
Christ, she's got a shirtfull. I could fancy a good titwank between them.
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NetTek

The crappiest computer store in Shelbyville, Indiana. They claim they build the best PCs but buy the parts from other places, jack the price up 30%, and then claim you're getting a good deal. Want to upgrade? Sorry, can't do it yourself without voiding your warranty! 17" monitor? That's another $200!
"I wanted a quality computer, but buying one from NetTek was not one of my options because I didn't want to be in debt for 10 years and didnt want to make a trip to the store every other day."
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Cum fiend

Somebody that is addicted to cum. See Carl
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plastic loser

one who has massive debts due to credit cards
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battle of the booties

A war between giant asses.
Those two black ass bitches had a battle of the booties!
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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