Beat your Meat

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

pre-party

to imbibe alcohol before an official function

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

sprack

v. to ejaculate.
n. semen.

Peter North spracked one girl's face while slapping another on the ass.

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

super tow truck

A large tow truck much bigger than a semi, and with a density that rival collasped atoms. This truck is located at the center of the earth and is responsible for 99% of gravity on this planet.

Billy build another super tow truck in his garage and upon completion it tunneled to the center of the earth and once combined to tow the first truck, created a gravity well so massive it destroyed the earth and altered the center of mass of the solar system.

by Anonymous October 09, 2002

bastard

a pile of sticks

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

poojah

the best counter-strike player of all time

wow poojah is cal-i thats impresive

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

faith

sexy vixin excellent at charming italian teachers with prominent rear ends

kate is jealous that faith stays with deluca after class

by anonymous March 28, 2005