anonymous's definitions

moron

By nature, us humans usually fear what is unknown, represents a threat or we don't understand; a moron is an individual with infinite possibilities.

Morality could come from morons.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

buttmonkey

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

freedom fries

(n.) a two-year-old's temper tantrum perpetrated by a theoretically grownup asshat

Looking up from his dump truck, the theoretical leader of the free world had an attack of Freedom Fries: "Oh yeah, stupid Frenchy?! Well... Well... We're gonna rename all our bastardized versions of your food so..." <sticks thumbs in ears and wiggles fingers as he blows a raspberry>

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Einar

Spanky

he want's to spank you

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Poonis

When yo breath smells like hot poo.

Damn, shorty's breath straight smell like poonis.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Chevy

piece of shit that any ford can whip

damn my chevy is slow, I should of bought a ford

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

krab

A person who is a admin of a place. When he goes to school people say to him wassupp krab boy

"Yo Yo mofo y0 0wnz dude pwnz kraby dude" -UnfinisheD

by Anonymous May 15, 2003