Tyler's definitions

snapple

A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).

Dude : Why do you drink so much snapple Tyler ?
Tyler : 'cause Coke eats your bones. gaaaahh!

by Tyler January 1, 2005

hulk

Green and really mad.

My friends sometimes say i am the Hulk, cause i have a short temper.

by Tyler May 5, 2004

rice

cars believed to be cool by thier owners and only their owner. the kind of cars that dumbasses will equip with neons, 3 ft spoilers, and 10 inch "performance" mufflers.

his car is such a godamn peice of shit because its exactly like in fast and the furious

by tyler January 11, 2004

Giggle Smoke

another word for marijuana.

Hey Colin! Got any giggle smoke?

by Tyler May 25, 2004

two shakes

Shortened version of two shakes of a lamb's tail.

I'll be there in two shakes.

by Tyler July 27, 2004

snuff crut

The longest pubic hair protruding from one's anus.

After brushing her teeth the lady flossed with her snuff crut.

by Tyler December 14, 2003

Skeeno

Reno/Sparks/Lake Tahoe area. Coined by the hardcore scenesters of the region back in the early '80s. The most well-known act to emerge from that scene was 7 Seconds.

HC kids from Skeeno used to wear trenchcoats, boots, and put black charcoal under their eyes like football players.

by Tyler September 24, 2004