Tyler's definitions

jumper

A Paratrooper

"Then when the green light turned on, the command was given, "Go!" One by one, each jumper leaped from the plane, trying to stay as close to the guy in front of him as possible. Our plane was traveling at 120 mph and every second lost between jumpers meant about 176 feet of separation between landing sites and comrades."

by Tyler December 15, 2003

snuff crut

The longest pubic hair protruding from one's anus.

After brushing her teeth the lady flossed with her snuff crut.

by Tyler December 14, 2003

snorkeling

While receiving a blow job from your partner, you plug their nose at the time of orgasm, cutting off their air supply, causing a gargle affect on your cum.

I go snorkeling six times a week.

by Tyler December 14, 2003

shlark

the line that runs along the middle of one's ball sack

My shlark is 3 1/2 inches.

by Tyler December 14, 2003

jaun

anything and everything

Look at that jaun face.
Pass that jaun to the left.

by tyler December 12, 2003

B.O.B

big ol bitch

look at that b.o.b. eating that king dong.

by tyler December 11, 2003

tink

a gay word dat gays use to offend people

ur a tink ;)

by tyler December 10, 2003