Tyler's definitions

Pocket Jesus

A mini Jesus Christ, very simple. Blessing's in the front of ones pants.

Hey check out my pocket jesus.

by Tyler November 17, 2004

juice box

used to describe someone who is flamingly gay or extremely faggish
(not a word to be directed at actuall homosexuals)

"dude, stop being such a juice box... you're freakin me out"

by tyler November 17, 2004

firecracker

A snack made with crackers, peanut butter, and marijuana. Basically, it's peanut butter and weed sandwiched between two crackers, then baked.

We made firecrackers at the party last night, they were great!

by Tyler November 16, 2004

Leary biscuit

Similar to a firecracker, a cracker, cheese, and marijuana snack. You take a cracker, put a little cheese on top, and a little weed on top of that. Heat it, eat it. So named because Timothy Leary was supposedly very fond of them.

I prefer Leary biscuit to weed cookies; they're easier to make.

by Tyler November 16, 2004

shazbot

An old english curse word revived by pop culture!!

Somebody set up us the bomb! Shazbot!

by Tyler November 16, 2004

Queft

I came up with it.
It is a dick fart.

You are a Queft, which means you are a dick fart.

by Tyler November 15, 2004

Cock in the pooper

Verb (I think)- A term commonly used when you see/visualize an extremly hot female (paris hilton) and you have the urge to stick your penis (cock) into a females patootie (pooper)

Paris Hilton is so hot! Yes dude! I got her with cock in the pooper!

by Tyler November 12, 2004