Tyler's definitions

monarch

The coolest damn band ever. And the coolest people ever. Tom and Tyler love them taxes.

Wow, monarch is such a kick-ass band.
Lets go do our taxes.
I just bought a huge bag of taxes.
Wanna do taxes in a joint or a bong?

by tyler January 31, 2005

Chowder

An exorbitant amount of acne clustered together causing the on-looker to flinch back looking like he/she just sucked on a lemon. This results in a lowered hottness factor.

Damn, that girl would be an 8, but she has got some nasty chowder so ill give her a 2.

by Tyler February 8, 2005

mop

Shorthand for Master Of Puppets the best metallica album and IMO their best song

sweet mop is playing

by tyler February 10, 2005

dutchman

matt van eerd, a giant 16 year old who comes to houses in the middle of the night and takes all the pepper from the kitchen. he then rubs it all over his body for sexual pleasure

matt came last night and took our pepper

by tyler February 16, 2005

rape that ass

what u say before u beat the shit out of someone. It doesnt mean that you will rape them, it means you will inflict much pain upon them.

"Im gonna rape that ass for fuckin w/ me

by Tyler June 28, 2006

ass mongol

One who likes to screw other men. Can be used on anybody gay or straight.

Jimmy is an ass mongol

by Tyler February 16, 2005

for shizzle nizzle

it means "i undubbildly concur my african american brother"

u high?
fo shizzle nizzle

by Tyler February 16, 2005