Sam's definitions

v

The 22nd letter of the alphabet.

"Okay class," said Miss Nogard. "Who can tell me the 22nd letter of the alphabet?"
"V," thought Rondi.
"V," thought Benjamin.
"W," thought Ron.
"V," thought Joy.
Miss Nogard called on Ron.
"W," said Ron.
"No, I'm sorry," said Miss Nogard. "The answer was V."
"She should have called on me!" thought Rondi.
"Ron's stupid," thought Joy.
"What an idiot!" thought Benjamin.

by Sam October 10, 2006

White Christmas

When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.

Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!

by Sam January 19, 2005

DIDO

same as what the other person in the conversation said.

what are you doing? nothing. Diddo

by Sam May 10, 2004

tailpipe

To have anal intercourse with someone. Usually against their will.

Jim’s outback getting tailpiped by Ted.

by Sam February 20, 2004

margaret cho

A wonderful female comedienne from San Francisco's infamous Polk Street. Her parents worked at a bookstore and her mother enjoyed gay pornography.

In a couple of words, Margaret Cho is the only woman who can make me laugh so hard I fall out of my chair. She is amazingly talented, extremely intelligent, intuitive and most of all, but not least, a fag hag.

Dude, Margaret Cho rocks my homosexual socks.

by Sam January 3, 2005

Blowpop

A nickname given to Buthorne by the coolest, funnest, and sweetest people in the world. (For the band)

Hey Blowpop, pass the candy!

by Sam March 26, 2005

ps3

The new console from Sony. Looks hideous with a controller that has caused more commotion than at the Xbox's unveiling. You could attached string to the Baterang like controller and swing around gothem city on it.

"I have a PS3"
"I am Batman. Let's play together."

by sam May 28, 2005