Sam's definitions

fuck nut

a complete retard

by sam November 5, 2003

shiffty

The most 1337est of 1337's that have ever 1337'ed around this 1337 world.

look in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no its a Shiffty

by Sam July 19, 2004

Superdouche

She is a superhero that fights crime in the Guildford area of the UK. She has a side kick who is a dead turkey called Peter. Their preferred mode of transport is a 'douchecopter' and their arch enemy is The Bearded Lady of Guildford.

No one keeps the streets of Guildford safer and more regularly douched than Superdouche and her little dead turkey Peter.

by Sam March 17, 2005

frito bandido

60's term referring to a person with a big, fat, Mexican-style moustache. At least that's what my mom says . . .

Hey, look at the frito bandido! Man, he needs a shave!

by sam May 13, 2005

all sexied-up

When you get dressed up for some reason; When you look really good.

Wow! Aren't you all sexied-up in those pants. HAHA They're about to fall off." Becky..........heehee becky

by Sam May 26, 2005

dickdirt

the underwear cheese found under the helmet of your dick

its pretty bad when your dickdirt

by sam January 10, 2004

Lovelee

A clumsy mistake often made while brushing one's teeth. Soaking of the shirt, mostly on the front.

(As Harriett brushes her teeth, she looks down at her now drenched shirt.)

Harriett: Oh no! I have pulled a Lovelee!

Jon: How clumsy of you.

Harriett: Yes. How clumsy of me. Clumsy me!

Jon: You are so clumsy! Clumsy you!

Harriett: Clumsy me!

by Sam August 9, 2004