Sam's definitions

all sexied-up

When you get dressed up for some reason; When you look really good.

Wow! Aren't you all sexied-up in those pants. HAHA They're about to fall off." Becky..........heehee becky

by Sam May 26, 2005

blompkin

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!

gimmie a call

by Sam December 27, 2003

clawice

one who kee-kees

"kee kee", said Clawice

by Sam December 25, 2003

Superdouche

She is a superhero that fights crime in the Guildford area of the UK. She has a side kick who is a dead turkey called Peter. Their preferred mode of transport is a 'douchecopter' and their arch enemy is The Bearded Lady of Guildford.

No one keeps the streets of Guildford safer and more regularly douched than Superdouche and her little dead turkey Peter.

by Sam March 17, 2005

frito bandido

60's term referring to a person with a big, fat, Mexican-style moustache. At least that's what my mom says . . .

Hey, look at the frito bandido! Man, he needs a shave!

by sam May 13, 2005

Mad Head

A Complete Nutter! Who Generally Doesnt Give A Fuck!

Matty: I Jumped Off A Bridge ToDay And Broke My foot

Jonny: Ya Mad Head

by Sam June 19, 2006

square

Someone who doesn't do drugs.

"It's hip to be a square"

by sam May 19, 2004