asexy

An adjective used to describe an asexual person showing intelligence, confidence, style, physical attractiveness, charming personality, baking skills, or any other combination of sufficiently positive and unique characteristics.
DJ is one asexy amoeba. I hear he can bake a three-layer cake in thirty minutes flat.
by Paul June 19, 2006
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cornbread

the act of cupping one's hands around the anus when a fart is released, upon release the person transfers the cupcaked flatulence and puts it in someone's face.
by Paul March 23, 2004
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puck bunny

A female, typically in her late teens to early 30s (but it can go lower) who attends hockey games, not to see a well fought game, or to see 2 goons duke it out, but just to look at the studly hockey players in the hoping that one night they'll roll over and see them in their bed, or in his bed, and has little or no interest in the sport or the score, and when a hockey player is brought up in coversation, will commonly use the words "tight, cute, sexy, ass, arms, shoulders" at any point in 1 sentence.
by Paul February 07, 2004
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Lettuce

Muthuh fuckuh boosted my lettuce at the party.
by Paul August 24, 2004
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THE WALK OF SHAME

Discribes the walk from the exit of the public toilet to the wash basin..after have had a horrific shit, (windjammer followed by a mad session of the peebledash effect)in front of other users of the toilet
Listening to sniggers from people who are looking at you
by paul January 13, 2004
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Pedro

Master of the balls and strikes;
one not to be trifled with on the baseball diamond - see: zimmer, don.
"Step up fool, I'm gonna Pedro your ass!"
"Who iz Karim Garcia? Who are you?! I am Pedro!"
by paul August 06, 2004
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fist fuck

What the politicians try to do too us every day.
This measure is vital to the national interest.............and it will not hurt them (the scum such as you and i)........to much
by paul March 05, 2005
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