Paul's definitions

poop miner

when a guy is diging for brown gold in a male or females ass

"farmer was poop mining in jareds ass last night while watching "shaw shank redeamtion" fags"

by paul September 19, 2003

Egg Beater

A person who excessively masterbates.

Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.

by paul March 14, 2004

Jawohl

Yes

I.E. An acknowledgment to an order

"Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer"

by Paul December 11, 2003

51st State

Countries that are largeley dependant on the United Stated for one reason or another such as trade, aid money or military support

Israel, Mexico, Canada

by Paul September 8, 2004

res rockets

Cigarettes from an Indian Reservation.

These cigarettes are made from tobacco grown by Native Americans / First Nations and sold in bags of 200 for well below the price of commercial brands.

Also spelled "rez rockets".

Screw paying $45 a carton for smokes, I'm gonna buy a bag of Res Rockets for $20.

by Paul June 12, 2005

Moron

Another word for George W Bush. Someone who lacks one shred of intellectual curiosity. Someone who uses the word 'misunderestimated'

Bush took first place at the world moron championships this year.

by Paul August 22, 2003

true champion

he who is the true champion... only the true champion knows who is the true champion. Only candidates for true championship may compete for the true championship..

i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.

Ian is not the true champion. Neither is Tim....

by Paul December 30, 2004