Paul's definitions

feen

vain, but rightly so.
taken from the style of feenikz the nixus irc oper who is really z0mp

"Damn he is so sexy."
"yeah but also quite feen"

by Paul August 12, 2004

democracy

Apolitical system that only rich people can afford

IBM is very democratic

by Paul December 25, 2003

sube

a piece of crap car that cant be judged by its looks. It may look rusty but it is really fast for its engine. It will kill any oldsmobile or ford probe that trys to race it

you dont want drama with the sube

by paul March 23, 2005

naab

A variant of noob, used in CS (counterstrike), an abbreviation of newbie, i.e. a beginning, inexperienced player. Easily defeated, makes errors of protocol as well.

"Don't frag him, he's a naab"

by Paul May 23, 2004

macbook pro

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.

You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!

by Paul June 18, 2006

North Canton

A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.

Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."

by Paul June 19, 2004

monkey woman

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.

Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.

by Paul March 22, 2005