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Egg Beater

A person who excessively masterbates.
Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.
by paul March 14, 2004
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Meat Jousting

Shannon and Karl were Meat Jousting in room 512 in Drew Hall all night.
by paul March 14, 2004
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Lock Out

What owners do to players to screw over the fans
If players don't do what the owners want, there will be an NHL Lock Out soon
by Paul March 15, 2004
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David Beckham

A Popular Football(Soccer) Player who once played for Manchester United, but now for Real Madrid
A well known Metrosexual
David Beckham is the one in red with the bun in his hair.
by Paul March 15, 2004
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bumknuckle

a completely useless person who is wasting my air, someone who is not retarded but acts that way
grant you are a bumknuckle on the ass of society
by paul March 17, 2004
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dog food

grant don't come up with any ideas cause you need a brain not the dog food between your ears
by paul March 17, 2004
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anchovy

smells like a turd mixed with a piece of fish
what grants dick smells like after sex
by paul March 18, 2004
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