Paul's definitions

Egg Beater

A person who excessively masterbates.

Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.

by paul March 14, 2004

Meat Jousting

Homosexual Male Sex

Shannon and Karl were Meat Jousting in room 512 in Drew Hall all night.

by paul March 14, 2004

Lock Out

What owners do to players to screw over the fans

If players don't do what the owners want, there will be an NHL Lock Out soon

by Paul March 15, 2004

David Beckham

A Popular Football(Soccer) Player who once played for Manchester United, but now for Real Madrid
A well known Metrosexual

David Beckham is the one in red with the bun in his hair.

by Paul March 15, 2004

bumknuckle

a completely useless person who is wasting my air, someone who is not retarded but acts that way

grant you are a bumknuckle on the ass of society

by paul March 17, 2004

dog food

the stuff between grants ears

grant don't come up with any ideas cause you need a brain not the dog food between your ears

by paul March 17, 2004

anchovy

smells like a turd mixed with a piece of fish

what grants dick smells like after sex

by paul March 18, 2004