Paul's definitions

Embarrassing

When someone does something stupid. Doesn't need to neccassarilly embarrass you. Just has to be stupid.

(Kid says something stupid)
(resopnse)-"wow you are embarrassing."

by Paul October 9, 2004

tactile

When perceiving the distances of objects located in nearby space, one depends on tactile (touch) sense. Tactile experience is usually considered in tandem with kinesthetic experience (sensations of muscle movements and of movements of the sense-organ surfaces).

The object was identified through the use of their hands tactile sense.

by Paul June 18, 2006

spiderman

see spider-man, the REAL way to spell it.

spider-man is peter parker.

by Paul June 13, 2004

jail meat

a flimbsy male, generally in a federal prison who regurally has his anus intruded upon, thus his ass hole being extremely loose, constantly shitting, and, his rectum always pulsates.

that jail meat is mine in a half-our after jerome gets done with him

by paul December 3, 2003

mug chugging

when you really hate someone's fucking guts so bad that you offer to make them a cup of coffee and before you pour you rub your dirty sweaty cheesy balls all over the rim of the cup

hmmm . . . great cup of coffee you made there grant . . . but was the milk off cause I have a cup full of cheese !

by paul April 22, 2004

sprawl

what old people do when one kicks away their walking sticks

Look at that old person sprawlled all over the pavement

by paul December 26, 2003

sponged the hog

the rather black art of making your motorcycle headlights look like a serious retard with crossed eyes

"Yeah,the bike looks nice but isnt it about time you Sponged the hog?

by paul May 26, 2004