Paul's definitions

Sifage

Originates from a guy named Paul late at night while playing SC with orangedude. The term means an AS IF x 100000!

paul: u play like a girl
orangedude: sif,your a noob
paul: SIFAGE, your a noob

by paul July 13, 2004

trouser elephant

When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out

Look at my trouser elephant

by Paul January 17, 2004

ghetto engineering tactics

Blatantly disregarding all formal education and training in the hopes of somehow magically "getting it right" while clearly failing to define what "right" is before embarking on said design.

Andy utilized ghetto engineering tactics in his project ... and not surprisingly he failed.

by Paul December 22, 2003

French Wrench

Locking Pliers (Vice-Grips)

The name comes from the tendancy for French (Quebecer) Workmen to cut corners and improvise tools. They often use Vice-Grips instead of a peoper size wrench or ratchet.

Look at that Jean-Guy hammering in those screws and tightening those bolts with a French-Wrench

by Paul October 4, 2004

Potent Potables

A popular category on Jeopardy. Actually means "Strong Drinks", though it's quite common that illiterate folks would think it means "stinky drinks".

You shoulda seen my B.A.C. after drinking all those potent potables last night.

by Paul June 14, 2005

assbreath

One who has the most fecal scented breath as a result of poor dental hygiene or bits of carion remaining between the teeth.

I had difficulty maintaining focus, on the conversation with Claire, due to her disgusting ass breath.

by Paul September 23, 2003

Sasquatch

A hairy female who is notorious for smelling like uncooked pastrami. This creature believes that by bleaching its large thatches of facial hair it can pass somewhat as human. Has an irritating high pitch voice and has a slight gimp fromn having wild snoo snoo with wild gorillas.

"Damn! Lisa's is one smelly sasquatch."

by Paul January 11, 2004