Nick's definitions

masturbation

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.

Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!

by Nick November 10, 2002

asstacular

Used to describe something that is displeasing to oneself.

Wow, that show was pretty asstacular.

by Nick November 10, 2002

guh

Not even remotely close to the fucktard above me. Guh is to be used when a person says something so idiotic, moronic, and just plain stupid that you do not with to use any brain power to reply and simply respond "guh"

...guh

by Nick November 10, 2002

multiple orgasm

Something every man wishes he could achieve, and tries so desperatley, but usally fails, to give to his sexual partner.

I tried to give shirley multiple orgasms last night but I fell asleep,

by Nick November 10, 2002

bainton

when your homie has plans with you but instead ditches you for his woman

"i was gonna chill with rog last night but he pulled a bainton on me"

by nick December 27, 2002

Foreskun

An exceedingly long foreskin that shlops and wrinkles past your knees.

When ge goes to sleep, lets staple his foreskun to his knees.

by NICK January 12, 2003

pns

A penis

Frec doesn't have a pns

by Nick January 13, 2003