neco

you are so neco
by nick July 06, 2003
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tossing off

he is probably at home tossing off to some porn.
by nick April 10, 2003
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Zeppo

One person in a group or gang that is either used, ignored, and/or stepped on quite frequently.

Came into common use with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 3 Episode, "The Zeppo", in which it was highlighted that a particular member of a gang was simply the uncool one. This has various effects on how we use the word today.

The word "Zeppo" is also used in reference to a person in a group who simply doesn't fit, be it because of their lack of coolness or other negative attributes.
Mike was definitely the zeppo; you could tell that he didn't fit in simply by his clothes, attitude, and poise around the others.
by Nick March 27, 2005
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UGA

Similar to the popular F.U.P.A this is a reformed and politically correct version of the term. UGA refers to a Upper Genital Area, and is meant to be preceded by an adjective such as 'fat.'
Bill Dev has a fat UGA!
by Nick November 19, 2003
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867-5309

"Jenny"'s number from Jonny Twotone's song, "867-5309 Jenny". Most people have tried actualy calling this number in many area codes, but since this song is as old as the 70's, most likely no one uses this number. Almost as rare to find as the number from the movie "Bruce Allmighty" on the bleeper before it was changed to "555-1234"
Person 1: Hey, call 867-5309
Person 2: Dude, I've tried every area code, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, none of them work.
by Nick November 30, 2004
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Grimpanzie

dude your ripped, like a Grimpanzie
by Nick May 13, 2005
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chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.
Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.
by Nick May 04, 2004
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