Nick's definitions

bizarro world

bizarro world is a place where everything is inverted, backwards, or just not right but similar. For example in college (at a very large campus) I had a twin, my roommate had a twin and still my other roommate had a twin (not really twins just people that looked like us). They were our bizarro world counterparts who were occaisonally given rides, talked to or gone to lunch with by our friends. Once all of our bizarro world twins came to a party at our house.

Origin. BIZARRO WORLD. Incredible cube-shaped planet entirely populated by imperfect duplicates of familiar characters from the DC Universe.

Dude, I banged my friends bizarro world equivalent last night and thought it was her. Don't even know her name.

by nick May 9, 2006

Erf

erf is the planet we live on.

there are alot of people on erf.

by nick May 9, 2006

help

assistance, the cavalry, mercenaries, hired guns, hired hands, work, helpedy help help, ayudame por favor, the beatles song, some friends.

There is a nasty hose bitch who has been demanding sexual favors of me since third grade. She is a fuckin' wierdo and I need help. A restraining order on her would be nice. Yo tengo una problema con estos.

by nick May 10, 2006

gayway

the safeway store in the Castro district in San Francisco.

Hey, I'm going to the gayway do you need anything.

by nick May 13, 2006

Bitched out

The state of being so disillusioned with the idea of forming a successful relationship with a woman, that you can't be bothered even trying.

"Man. I've been getting really good vibes off (insert woman's name here) but I still feel really bitched out"

by nick October 5, 2005

weaver diva

A loud, annoying, usually female yoghurt weaver. Characterised by ethnic clothes, weird diet and ill behaved children. May also smell funny and drink organic banana beer at the Gregson

Oh man, I was having a good time talking to (insert woman's name) when her bitch weaver diva mate turned up and I had to run away.

by nick October 5, 2005

Gregson

A dreadful "community based" club in Lancaster where it is possible to find the very worst of the irritating middle class, over-educated, "alternative" and politically correct inhabitants of that town along with their hideous offspring.
Even though it seems to be, and would like to be thought of, as a haven for "good people", in reality it is Gregson uber alles.
Cheap to hire though.

"I liked the look of her until she opened her mouth and then it was obvious she was from the Gregson"

by nick October 5, 2005