Nick's definitions

voluptuous

Old english for a hottie that is fat in all the right places.

I know this chick who has really nice full breastices and a slammin' round ass with soft squeezable hips. She is just fat in all the right places.

I know this guy that farts dust and he calls that voluptuous.

by nick May 23, 2005

thatch

A person with Downs Syndrome. Refers to Corky Thatcher from "Life Goes On".

"She drank pretty heavily throughout the pregnancy and now her kids a total thatch"

by Nick September 12, 2004

vaginavore

vag·in·a·vore (väg-in-a-vôr, -vr) n.
1. A vagina-eating person.
2. Any of various predatory, vagina-eating mammals of the order vaginavoras scruptuouscus, including the dogs, cats, weasels, hyenas among others of men prowling the city bars.
3. One who victimizes single women; a dating predator.
4. Any of a variety of vaginatarian carpet munching lesbians.

Matt just loves vagina, he scouts it out every weekend and goes home with it. Damn, he either needs a place to crash so he doesn't have to drive over the bridge every night or is a real vaginavore.

by nick December 28, 2005

Paste the squirrel

to throw a used, filled up condom at a squirrel.

We pasted that squirrel to get rid of the evidence when the toilet clogged up.

by Nick February 7, 2004

bijigity

The mental retardation that occurs simultaineously in women when infatuation with a guy sets in. This often occurs in springtime heat when a girl falls head over a guy who seems rather reserved, calmish and unapproachable or does not express enough interest in her; a sometimes uncool sense of urgency while seeking a mans attention. Bijigitiness can often be complicated by intense orgasm, in which case the man should move to chinatown and change his name to wong.

Whoa, that hot blonde chick got all bijigity over me down at the gym, I think I complicated it by forgetting who she was.

You should have banged her dude!

Nah, if I gave her an O, I would have had to move to chinatown and change my name to wong.

by nick April 7, 2005

bologna

Lunch meat made from the other lunch meat that fell on the floor.

also see: Potted meat

by Nick December 4, 2004

sweet pimp gangter

when something is sweet pimpin and gangster you would describe it as sweet pimp gangter. hence the name sweet pimp gangter.

danny: man that car is tight

nick: na naw bitch that car is better then tight is sweet pimp gangter.

danny: there u go again negrotistcal nick

by nick August 21, 2004